Comments on Profile Post by Blueberries

Santa is real.... GOOGLE IT..MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Santa isn't real.

Ok I'm ten so shhhhh

Oh? You said shhhh so that means I have to say it louder.
SANTA
IS
NOT
REAL

make sure she doesn't see you eat them ;-;

Don't worry. I'll go at 2am or something.

When I was ten, my dad said to give Santa a beer instead of milk. I was worried that I would get Santa drunk, but I did it anyway.

I think your dad drank the beer

Her in the morning: Daddy, you okay? You seem drunk.

XD

I gave santa beer

Pretty sure we all have at some point

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