Yo Llama

Yo llama is so old, that's it. it's old get over it.

 

Yo llama is so dumb, she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper

 

Your Llama is so large, the recursive function calculating its mass causes a stack overflow error!

 

Yo Llama so old, in its history class, they just wrote down what they were doing.

 

Yo Llama so fat, it broke the weighing machine.

 

What do you call a little Mexican? A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

 

Yo llama is so square, she's got imaginary numbers on her social security card.

 

Yo llama is so fat we are in her right now

 

Yo llama is so fat that he/she is the ozone layer

 

Yo llama is so cute I stole it

 

Yo llama is so ugly, even Goldfish don't smile back.

 

Yo Llama so fat I took a picture of her a year ago and it's still printing!

 

Your lama's total mass and weight are far superior to most, so much so that she can bring the moon's gravitational elliptical out of synchronized orbit, resulting in horrendous weather transformations upon the surface of Earth.
Bring forward yourself to my presence, male sibling of similar origin.

 

Yo Llama so dumb she got run over by a parked car...

 

Yo llama so fat her belly reaches home 15 minutes before she gets home. (Mama). Yo llama so fat, Dora couldn't explore her.

 

Yo llama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Yo llama so dumb, she sold her care for gas money.

 

Yo llama is so fat that she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi.

 

Yo llama is so fat, when it went throughout the front door it came out the back.