Million Dollars, But...

Ok, so anyone who knows their way around the Rooster Teeth community will be aware of what this particular game, but for those who do not know, I shall explain the rules:

You come up with a scenario in which you will receive a million dollars. HOWEVER! There will be a catch to that deal. The side effects/downside/ect. vary. It could range to a number of things and can be permanent or for a set time. They vary in intensity too. Some examples are: Having to eat a birthday cake every time you hear the Birthday Song, or having to wear an opened parachute for the rest of your life. It could be anything. Again, it could be anything.

Once the person above has posted his scenario, you will either say you will take the money and accept the side effects with it or leave the money. It's your choice. Then once you've posted your answer, you will post your own scenario. That person will answer and so on and so forth.

I'll get this train a-rollin'.

You get a million dollars and one of your favorite characters (it's random) from a series you like, be it movie, show, comic, video game, or book, comes to life for one day. However, for that entire day, that character will try to beat you within an inch of your life. You will not die though and hospital expenses will be covered. The scenario starts from midnight to midnight. You can defend yourself or hide, but the character will know your general area. They will not stop until the day is done, you manage to kill them, or they complete their task, which is beating you to a pulp. (Again, characters vary. The could range to a relatively harmless character to a godlike, OP character. (Goku and Superman come to mind)) This happens only once a day a year, on a specific day, so you have time to prepare. Will you take the money?