Batch? wut dat? Batch is command code for Windows-OS. It runs command through the command prompt terminal. Basics: @echo off - No idea what it does anymore. echo - Send messages me to command prompt terminal color <whatever color> - Change color of the terminal output language start <file> - The file has to be in the directory, but it starts that program start "" http://www.SaveChewbacca.com - opens a page in their default internet browser Variables: %random% - generates something random %userprofile% - grabs your user profile Very basic. I don't want to get into detail about this because it can get annoying. My version of screwing with people: @echo off :start %random% %random% You will be destroyed! %random% random% start "" www.adultmoviesitehere.com msg * Enjoy the show! msg * Don't worry, I already called your wife/girlfriend and she's on her way home, so hurry up! goto start If you want more information, and or help, PM me or comment below.