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  1. Daniel Castillo

    Daniel Castillo Dedicated Minetimer

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    My computer won't start and gets some blue lines on the screen oh well guess I'll just have to watch Netflix now lol
     
    #1 Daniel Castillo, Jul 11, 2017
  2. cancer_chan

    cancer_chan Dedicated Minetimer

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    Try pouring milk on your keyboard if you have a laptop, if you have a desktop, sprinkle a lot of sand in the tower.
     
    #2 cancer_chan, Jul 11, 2017
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  3. SikNinjaNik

    SikNinjaNik Dedicated Minetimer

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    Or Shoving a cookie in the disk drive.
     
    #3 SikNinjaNik, Jul 11, 2017
  4. PingPongGamer

    PingPongGamer Former Builder

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    No no no, what you need to do is get eggs, a hammer and a drill to fix it. Slap the eggs onto your device, then drill a nice big hole so the yoke can slip through into the PC/laptop, then you just want to hammer it down.
     
    #4 PingPongGamer, Jul 11, 2017
  5. deedubb

    deedubb Forum Enthusiast

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    i followed all three of those methods and now my computer is an absolute beast

    thanks guys
     
    #5 deedubb, Jul 11, 2017
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  6. PingPongGamer

    PingPongGamer Former Builder

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    Np, btw if you want it to be faster, just delete system 32
     
    #6 PingPongGamer, Jul 11, 2017
  7. Popmop

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    nununnununununu, you have to remove your hard drive and put it in the dishwasher to clean it out, then reinsert it, then delete system 32, next purchase a universal serial bus killer because the bus is causing traffic on your computer causing it to run slowly, finally insert the universal serial bus killer stick into one of the USB ports and your PC will run faster than you can blink
     
    #7 Popmop, Jul 12, 2017
  8. Insomnia_Awakens

    Insomnia_Awakens Dedicated Minetimer

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    Just throw it in an abandoned lake and steal a new one.
     
    #8 Insomnia_Awakens, Jul 12, 2017
  9. PingPongGamer

    PingPongGamer Former Builder

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    Okay guys, England is my city so I'll just take your PC there and get it going litty.
     
    #9 PingPongGamer, Jul 12, 2017
  10. Daniel Castillo

    Daniel Castillo Dedicated Minetimer

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    Thanks for all your help I've done all the steps but what do I do after I get my hand stuck in the shower drain???
     
    #10 Daniel Castillo, Jul 12, 2017
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  11. Insomnia_Awakens

    Insomnia_Awakens Dedicated Minetimer

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    Call mom
     
    #11 Insomnia_Awakens, Jul 12, 2017
  12. idk

    idk Dedicated Minetimer

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    or just get how to basic
     
    #12 idk, Jul 13, 2017
  13. Sookarook

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    Life Alert.
     
    #13 Sookarook, Jul 13, 2017
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  14. Insomnia_Awakens

    Insomnia_Awakens Dedicated Minetimer

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    Thought that was for old people who have bad backs
     
    #14 Insomnia_Awakens, Jul 13, 2017
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    #15 Tigerien, Jul 13, 2017
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    Fanny@ Dedicated Minetimer

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    I'm the type that presses random things until it works again or slams their face on the keyboard frantically.
     
    #16 Fanny@, Jul 25, 2017
  17. Flossie

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    Have you tried putting it in rice?

    EDIT: Found this video will definitely help
     
    #17 Flossie, Jul 25, 2017
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  18. Sir-Teabag

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    Uh, if you want a chance of actual help, can you show me a picture of your monitor with the blue lines?
     
    #18 Sir-Teabag, Jul 26, 2017
  19. Daniel Castillo

    Daniel Castillo Dedicated Minetimer

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    I sent it in for repair I'll let you know though thanks
     
    #19 Daniel Castillo, Jul 26, 2017
  20. Sir-Teabag

    Sir-Teabag Forum Fanatic

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    All good.
    You probably broke your GPU or a RAM card dieded
     
    #20 Sir-Teabag, Jul 26, 2017
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