Corrupt a wish! (Game)

GRANTED but its poisonous
I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO TAKE MATH CLASSES AND STILL PASS SCHOOL!

 

Granted, but you still do math in science for atomic numbers and scientific notation.

I wish for everyone in the world to be completely happy forever, no matter their gender or height or weight or race.

 

Granted, but that lasts for a week and then the apocalypse starts forcing people to end their happiness forever and go back to their natural survival instincts.

I wish for a Zombie Apocalypse.

 

Granted, but all the infected zombies die as soon as they become zombies (loss of brain and heart = no movement basis so they wouldn't be able to walk around or even breathe).

I wish for nothing.

 

Granted, but you got more homework
I wish for Minetime to get better

 

I wish for snow. c:

 

Granted, but it stays on the ground forever and it makes the world stop turning then everything dies.

I wish Minetime would get worse.

 

Granted, but it only lasts 10 minutes, and then all beta servers get fixed

I wish that my parents would stop fighting

 

Granted but they start fighting you instead.

I wish for a llama.

 

Granted, but it's Carl and he eats your hands.

I wish for a lifetime supply of chocolate milkshakes.

 

I also wish I could have a dog ;(

 

You have to grant wishes too, ya know.

 

Granted but they all go moldy during delivery.
I wish for no more school!

 

Granted, but then the government makes everyone learn how to play flute instead

I wish for the ability to stop and start time

 

granted, but 3 seconds later it is un-corrupted.

I wish for Penguins to make me their leader!

 

Granted, But you get mugged and killed by mutant nerds.
I wish for @BlackCynders not to be the next one to reply to this.

 

Granted, But it still could happen
I wish to give my dog a hug

 

Granted! But your dog doesn't want to hug you.
I wish to marry an anime character.

 

Granted, But she might break up with you
I wish for @iNickynight not to quit