Hey guys, this is the thread where we tell riddles! One person will start (me) and once the riddle has been answered or the riddler stumps everyone and releases the answer, the person with the right answer tells the next riddle. Or if everyone is stumped, the first riddle posted after the answer is told will be the current riddle. If the person who correctly answered the riddle does not want to post the next one, the first person to volunteer to replace him will be the next riddler. And now for our first riddle! I'll start off with an easy one (at least to me). A man rides into town on Friday, he stays in the town for three days and rides out of the town on Friday. How did he do it? Correct.
A cold. The man who made it doesn't want it, the man who bought it doesn't need it, and the man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
UH... Uhhh Erm. While I think of it: Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
Working on stuff when my friend comes in and says "OMG Your so lazzzyyyy!!!!" So out of instinct I yell back "NOOOo That would be an insult to lazy people" but I was so confused so I asked her why she called my lazy in the first place. There is a long pause and then I hear "because you dropped the bass again!!!!!!" and then 'HA HA HA PUN PUN PUN"