Team Mystic. We will bathe in the blood of our enemies and freeze the very essence of their existence.
so I don't play it either but here's my understanding pokemon go is a game where you walk around and throw balls at colored pikachus somehow there are levels and things when you get to level 5 you can join a team you are presented with 3 options team valor its the red team i think they hate the blue team sorta powerful? i honestly dont know team mystic its the blue team i think they hate the red team really powerful? i seriously do not know team instinct its the yellow team they are a joke and are dumb i think they hate no one not really powerful? also there are gyms I've heard people talk about gyms and capturing gyms (?) so I think that you throw your balls at the gym things and then you capture them maybe a gym is just a fancy pikachu and apparently lures are used so when it's 2 am and you see a new pikachu people kidnap you also there is candy I've seen many memes and my understanding is now that the doctor dude is secretly an evil person so he uses his magic machine and turns your useless pikachus into candy by smashing them to bits in some kind of hydraulic press I think I should never become a teacher
In my city, Team Instinct has the strongest gyms but Team Mystic has the most gyms yet are still easy to take. But the night Pokemon Go released I chose Instinct due to the fact that I know everybody going to choose Mystic and Valor.
Mystic! I would have chosen instinct but my bro and sis wanted us all to be on the same team so obviously because their favorite colors are blue they'd pick mystic. I wanted instinct so I could troll people by adding my cp 3 jigglypuff to every gym with powerful owners.
Probably, but he forces himself to hate everything that is remotely mainstream. I think it's considered a disease to some people. I think it's called being a hipster?