We can't get into creative!

She has shared the same IP as you for the past month, and still does.

 

that must be a mistake as she is now in Boston and should be using her current IP there. there is no possible way for her to be using my IP while in Boston.

 

...... um. can I have a conversation with you

 

Thanks for clarifying. Yeah, IPs tend to always lie. Stupid things.

I don't know how to make a sentence sound sarcastic, but just know that I tried.

 

yeah
either reply to our past conversation or make a new one

 

mate we had one and its been two hours and you haven't replied :~:

 

i didn't get a notification aha sorry
i'll check it now

 

Detective Nuggets solving the case as always