I'm going on a diet. :/

Goodluck!

 

You don't need to go on a diet!xD

 

Want to go on an easy diet the way I do?
Here is how:
1. Don't eat white bread aka the White death.
2. Only eat when hungry.
3. If you are feeling like you want to dive into McDonald's just find some healthy food and get really full so you won't eat anything.
4. Self control

 

She don't need to go on a diet

 

How to actually need to go on a diet.
1. Eat all da bread.
2. Be besties with manager at McDonald's or kid and get free food and ****.
3. Forget what healthy means.
4. Rob store of donuts.

 

Just Shh, and go eat your chicken wings

 

I just had a mighty bucket for one in kfc yesterday so no.

 

Then go somewhere other than here

 

I got like McDonald's two days in a row before also no I am not fat, more like skinny ish

 

Did anyone say you were fat/skinny? Lmao

 

No but I sound like I have the worst diet ever so people would assume it, in fact this is the worst week of my diet ever

 

Okay?..

 

I typed with clear English what is with the "Okay?"?

 

I'm saying okay

 

If I were to go on a diet Id put everything of junk food in a draw and call it the poison draw
When you get off the diet go straight for the poison

 

*Goes on a die for a day* says "hey, I've been on a diet for so long now! I can cheat and eat out of the poison draw for being so healthy!"
-Pop right there

 

hh you will fail

 

Eat a lot of watermelon