I don't wanna go straight in with the pickup lines. I'll start talking to her, and then, maybe, just maybe, start with the pickup lines.
Are you retarded? Because i think your special. Heres my best one: Are you Wi-Fi? Because i think we have a connection. Another one: I know i don't have a library card but do you mind if i check you out?
1. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you. 2. Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross. 3. Is your dad a terrorist? because you are the "BOMB"